So I'm up all early and it's infomercial hell...here's some stuff that's entertaining, but USELESS!

Hold on, it gets worse!!!!

Great...there's probably a cart guy at the mall yelling "Miss, you booty needs to pop!" I would walk around and cropdust his cart for hours if I were a woman.

I know I shouldn't care about her anymore in the same way I gave up on Lindsay Lohan...but wow...check this cover story:

So I read that...and thought this:

I smell burning.

Multitracking....damn.

I'd watch 22 minutes of that, with 8 minutes of commercial outtakes in between.